The Olympic Podcast

by alex 18. February 2010 16:40

The Baltimorons discuss our thoughts on the Ravens' addition of wide receiver Donte Stallworth, why America is the best country in the history of forever and argue over whether or not Canada is really anything more than the loft over a really cool house party.

http://thebaltimorons.com/Podcasts/Olympics_The_Podcast.mp3 

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Reliving Ravens' Super Bowl XXXV win

by alex 7. February 2010 10:35
My old editor at The Retriever Weekly shared this link to the highlights from Balmer's Super Bowl XXXV win over the New York Giants. In 2001, the Ravens won the Super Bowl after going through a regular season in which they allowed the fewest points in league history, 165.
 
How did Ray Lewis leap so high to tip those balls and create interception opportunities? How did Trent Dilfer hang in against a tough Giant pass rush? How the devil did Jermaine Lewis remain in bounds on that kick return? Did you see Jamal Lewis absolutely blow up that linebacker on his way to the goal line?
 
And don't tell me you don't well up, just a little, when the man who brought football back to Balmer, Art Modell, gives his short postgame locker room speech.
 
If you're feeling a tad nostalgic, the clip is only 22 minutes long. Watch and remember that the 2000 Ravens defense would have had no trouble against Peyton's Colts or Drew Brees' Saints.

Sorry Peyton, I can't root for your Colts

by alex 6. February 2010 19:02

I was born in 1987, three years after Bob Irsay packed up the Colts franchise in a few Mayflower moving trucks and snuck out of Balmer. I never knew the Balmer Colts, never rooted for them. I own a John Unitas jersey, but that's out of respect for Balmer football history, not any real affinity for the last NFL franchise to play in Charm City.

The Ravens were the first team that I followed, the first football team I cared about. I never cared about the Redskins or the Eagles. They weren't mine, so I couldn't.

My father lived in Pittsburgh for a few years in the early '80s after growing up an hour north of Balmer and rooting for the Colts his entire life, but he never could become a Steelers fan. They weren't his, just like the Eagles and the 'Skins couldn't be mine.

Right or wrong, we were both loyal to Balmer. We couldn't feign loyalty to something that wasn't ours. My dad's team was violently ripped away from him. I never got to have one, not until 1996.

And so, even though I never saw John Unitas, Raymond Berry, John Mackey or Lenny Moore play, I feel some loyalty to that old team, and to the fans of that old team. Some loyalty to my father.

So sorry, Peyton. I think you're a blast to watch and maybe the best ever at your position. At least the best that I've seen.

And sorry to my sister, brother-in-law and niece. I love you and will be very, very happy when the team that you root for wins the Super Bowl tomorrow. But happy for you, not for that franchise.

I'm sorry, but I wouldn't root for your Colts if they were the last damn team on the planet.

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